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Recoil And The Dove

Evening Edition VOLUME XVIII November 11th, 2000

Sabbat Will Not Stand Down
by Recoil
I had the misfortune of meeting with Dove on Saturday night. The Sabbat have no intention of withdrawing. So the war is stale huh? Nothing is going to happen? I beg to differ. This is the calm before the storm. Dove brought many points up, but none held validity. The Sabbat we are seeing are mindless drones. Followers of a larger cause that they are ready to die for...and you people seem to think that your "raid" or "recon mission" is justified by attacking nobodies? Fodder? Your wiping out nothings, while the more tactical Sabbat strike from the flank our weak sides and cause more problems. If you want me to lead our city to victory, I need correspondence with my strategy. Sacramento, we need to come together, and stop this in-fighting for now, and concentrate on the Sabbat. The Dove is a noone as well, simply an overpaid Bishop's "Yes Man". As toadie-like as The Dove is, he is ready to die for his cause and his people, are you?

Prince’s Pardon
by The Dove
The Camarilla’s appointed Prince of Sacramento met with the Sword of Caine’s liaison Saturday Night at an undisclosed neutral location. There the Undefeated gave the Prince evidence of Xavier breaching the Masquerade and collaborating with the enemy. Further evidence was presented illustrating other Sacramento citizens as criminals against Camarilla law. The Brujah confirmed that he had the gift of Auspex, and was challenged to auger the truth of the allegations for himself. As the allegations are true, the Sword of Caine maintains that Recoil must be either too stupid to understand six simple Camarilla Traditions, or impotent to enforce them. The Prince maintains that he is not impotent.

Lip Service
by Punky Brewster
Ever touch you tongue to a frozen pole? Not good. Seems there's also another way of losing facial features. Although it wasn't tounge, but a kiss by Frost, the Toreador, given to the unwilling, and very cold hearted, Dora Sinclair...Frost still lost his lips. That's right. Sliced right from his face with an Exacto Knife©. Why? Because little Dora Sinclair, did not want the lips of a love giving gentleman. Well at least that's what the Toreador felt. So Recoil, Dora's big brother, had Frost's lips removed. "Don't worry, they'll grow back..." The Prince said "...but these lips here won't be forced upon anyone again." This is the second incident where the chivalrous Recoil, in another matter took the hands of George the Nosferatu, after he had forced himself on Recoil's former bloodmate, Sarah Rose, of Clan Toreador. Well Georgia Chase had enough. She, as acting Primogen of the Toreador Clan in Shell's absence, decided to turn this into a major issue at closing court, were tempers flared and Francois flamed. "...A vote of no confidence..." was her exact accusation...after a five minute meeting with the other Primogen, the Prince's Punishment was upheld.

Letting go?
by Louis "I swear...I looked ya in the eyes when you asked me the exact time if the deadline for articles that I am going to submit to the Sacramento Shadow. And you said Noooooon." Cypher
I thought the Sabbat a stronger foe for the Camarilla of Sacramento. On the other hand, I thought the Camarilla of Sacramento had more respect for themselves. Though it is this journalist's opinion that the Sabbat are losing the war for the city, the actions of some Kindred in Elysium may prove otherwise. It seems the Camarilla is so sure that they can win this war that they have taken an attitude of waiting for the Sabbat to come. The first gauntlets barely thrown in this conflict and what is occuring? Arguments in court about trivial things. Primogen trying to tear down the law of the Prince. And the Toreador spending their time organizing a poetry reading? Even those that claim hatred of the Sabbat and it's ideals are sitting and ignoring the enemy fortifying themselves in their own encampment. Xavier himself was overheard mentioning that he was spending the night "Waiting for Sabbat to show up and challenge him." Champion indeed. And what of Allister Holland? No one seemed to take notice that one of the cities finest warriors was taken down by the Sword of Caine. Perhaps it is that The Dove and the Archbishop are playing their cards just right. It is possible that their plan was to give the Camarilla such confidance that they would pose no threat when the real attack. This reporter would like to formally apologize for his statement in last week's edition regarding the Sabbat tactics. Perhaps it should be clairified that after this week this reporter is ready to simply sit by and watch events unfold in the near future. For the sake of my own humanity, however, I pray the Camarilla shapes up and wins this war.
Will Father Natasha be able to handle the legacy of the position he acquired on Saturday night? He seems to think so. As Sheriff, he has sworn to uphold the law. Will he be able to?

Joe: The Croaked
by J.D. Creaux
In an attempt to reclaim his stolen heart, Joseph Dwight Crowe of Clan Ventrue led an assault on the “K” Street theatre recently destroyed in the current Camarilla-Sabbat Jyhad, which had been reclaimed as a Sabbat staging area. While Egad posed some threat to the enemy, casualties were minimal, and two Camarilla citizens lost their unlives. To his credit, Mister Crowe summoned the willpower while remotely staked to beg his comrades to finish him, so that he could not be a pawn of the Sabbat. Kudo to you, Mister Crowe! You will be missed.

The New Chaplain
by Outrider
Prince Recoil made a suprising announcement on Saturday Evening. Father Natasha, who recently stepped down as Nosferatu Primogen, was named Sheriff of Sacramento. Recoil told the Shadow that Natasha has done many great things for this city, and will continue to do so as our Sheriff. Father Natasha is on record as saying..."When you are sure no one is watching I will be observing. At every breach, every domain violation and every diablerie. I will know of it and you will come to justice...". A man of the cloth, with an iron hand? The Sabbat/Sacramento Jyhad is in full swing, let's just hope Natasha doesnt take it up as his own personal holy war.

Felix Culpa Dead
by C. Hicken
Rave Vato, Felix Culpa, was put down late last week in San Francisco. On the trail of Infernal Costellos, the pater was ambushed by the archon, servant of Ba’al. Using big show Disciplines near Elysium, Hannibal did an extreme dust job on the Inquisitor, then slaughtered four juicebags and two pigs. The archon was all about tearing up the neighborhood, wrecking a cop car and anything else that got in his way. Now, Culpa was this Malk pantywaist to Vampires but major bad ass against Demons, so there’s no way a Cam lick-boy would rip the Masquerade like that unless he was the bitch of some major Diablo. It’s just more show of just how enthralled the Cam really is—and how willing to bear their pink asses. I say screw‘em.

Atrocity
by Oma Gahad
I am absolutely amazed at you peoples. I am like totally unaware of what was going thru yer minds. Duh. People. Hello?!? Frost, he's like so yester-D-A-Y...why? cause if homely puts his ass-kissers upon me, I am goin to grab-twist-pull ladies...ya know what I am sayin. Dora, you go girl. Frost, go like...kiss a Nosferatu or something...as if. and to quote the ever cuddable Justin Timberlake...Bye, bye, byeeeeee.

Monster Luck Madness
by Aiddys Roch
Ladies and Gentleman! Saturday in the Sacramento Elysium...The Return of "The Suit." After surviving lifted bloodhunts, and turning his life around by becoming Prince of Davis. Sacramento Legend and resident, returns to SACRAMENTO! Hear his take on Kobeyashi. Watch the animosity between him and Prince Recoil. Get your tickets to this main event...cause it's Soze, Soze, Soze...The luckiest man unalive...brought to you by Beefy Lunch Lumps.

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by MaLkAVIAn BoB
Ok, that was bad, but ya know what. Who likes Soze anyway, I mean, how come he just all of a sudden wants to come back to us huh? He has something up his sleeve...I know it. Beefy Lunch Lumps...mmmm...I remember those...Wow, haven't been able to waste paper space in a while...since we bought out the Sentinel...hmm...is that enough...perfect.
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