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Little Green Men
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Evening Edition
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VOLUME XXXV
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March 17th, 2001
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Blasted Infernals
by Faynt
Last Saturday, half of the city gathered together to hunt down an
infernal Kue-Jin. Led by Dr. Collins and E-Gad, the entire group
unexpectedly found themselves in another dimension. It became apparent that
the group had been led into a trap when a hundred-foot plus tall demon rose
from the earth below and attacked the kindred. Despite the youth and
inexperience of many of the kindred present, everyone demonstrated
remarkable proficiency as, without panicking, they proceeded to
counterattack the demon. While many of the younger kindred sustained a
barrage of gunfire, many of the other kindred used the cover to assault
particularly vulnerable targets on the demon. The demon was finally
overcome when Dr. Collins led an attack using religious charms as weapons.
While managing to defeat the demon was a remarkable feat, the trap was
distinctively successful. The trap provided an excellent distraction while
the Kue-Jin evaded out pursuit. Worse, several kindred were badly harmed in
the trap. Among the worse of the trap’s effects was that Michael, our
Keeper, was possessed by a Bane Spirit while we were trapped in the other
dimension. Despite these disappointments, I believe that the kindred that
participated deserve recognition. They performed remarkably in a difficult
and dangerous situation. E-Gad, I hope you enjoy your trophy.
The Mysterious Dr. Flanders
by L. Simpson
Dr. Aaron Flanders, head of research and development for Dossitep
Neo-Amalgamated spoke to a number of prominent local Kindred Saturday night.
His company, an up-and-coming genetic research group, is seeking Kindred
assistance in developing products to combat diseases in the human
population.
Flanders was interviewed at length as to the possible repercussions of this
Kindred-mage alliance, and his interviewers came away convinced of his
sincerity; Dossitep has as much invested in confidentiality as the Kindred,
and Flanders assured his interviewers that his research is not intended to
be used against our species at a later date. A variety of inducements are
offered to those interested in furthering this research, and interested
individuals are invited to contact him through Theodore Crane or in person
at Elysium.
The Return
by Lucian
Last night a shocking, but anticipated event occured. The return of the
rogue tremere to elysium. Things
seemed calm until there was a vote placing Mekhet back into the position of
primogen. After two
months
of roaming he comes in and just assumes the mantle of primogen and the
tremere allow this. How can they
just submit and be walked over by an anarchistic fool. The city permits
this because? How can a camarilla
city allow an anarch to walk into a position of office? We witness this and
stand by. What does this
tell us, could it be so easy... maybe next time he will be coming back to
us from the sabbat and walk
into the same place.
Job Well Done
by Les B. Inn
There were doubts in the beggining that Dot Warner of Clan Malkavian would be able to do the job as Harpy. But now after two weeks of gathering information and clearing up stauts troubles; it looks like she has got the postion under control. While her getting the postion was a little odd because when the Primogen were questioned most should support for Georgia Chase of Clan Toreador. Hopefully we well see more good things from Ms. Warner, but until congradulations on a job well done.
The Sacramento Shadow's
KINDRED QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Guido (Giovanni), The time for message board rhetoric is at an end. I do not fear you nor do I fear your entire clan, which is not to say that I don't respect your clan. But you will pay for your mortal insult. A heavy price indeed.
-Falstaff Jennings
For this and many more quotes...check out the Kindred Post section of the Sacramento Shadow
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Kiss Me Guido
by B. Smirch
Feeling besmirched, Mr. Falstaff Jennings, Toreador Regent, challenged Mr. Guido Giovanni, Giovanni enforcer, to grant him gentlemanly satisfaction. Mr. Jennings and Mr. Giovanni did indeed act the gentlemen as they met outside of Recoil’s domain. Under the Marquis of Queensberry rules for Cainites, Mr. Jennings gave Mr. Giovanni a solid drubbing. Mr. Giovanni’s ghoul was empowered to negotiate for the release of Mr. Giovanni’s torpored body. He agreed, on behalf of Guido, that the Giovanni enforcer would give a public apology in opening court and in the ‘Shadow and that he would donate a sizable sum--$50,000 to the Jennings estate for the conservation of art. In other news Sheriff and former Prince Egad, subbing for Prince Recoil and Seneschal Natasha Liege, showed he was quite the showman during closing court. The quick witted Brujah, had the crowd eating out of his…hand as he delighted them with his witty quips while still efficiently dealing with matters of court. Even his threats of physical besmirchment to those who spoke out of turn displayed a rather apparent je ne sais quoi. On a different note, outside of Elysium, Mr. Crane, of the Ventrue, feeling his clan besmirched, gave a scandalous Cainite a good Presence drubbing. Good form, Mr. Crane! And on a final note, Prince Recoil loosened the reins a bit as he limited the Elysium to the upper hall of the Grange Hall. This should lead to more exciting times for those who have been bored. But let’s hope that no one abuses the privilege that Prince Recoil has granted us by trying to physically or otherwise besmirch those Cainites who themselves do not besmirch, and who leave others alone, and who merely want to be left alone, even if they’re not in Elysium. Always remember, though you may be out of Elysium, you are never out of the jurisdiction of Sheriff Egad and his deputies while you are in Prince Recoil’s domain.
Falstaff, My Falstaff
by Darwin Lives
Well, the drama that is Falstaff reasserted itself on Saturday night.
When asked if the Toreador had any business at opening court, Falstaff made a
laughing stock of himself again. He asked the Prince if he called him a
"Social whore." Prince Recoil stated that "I believe I called you a social
whore and a greasy wop." While the court was obviously amused, Falstaff was
indignant and asked what he meant by that. Recoil replied that it spoke for
itself. Falstaff, let me enlighten you as you obviously don not understand. A
social whore is someone who actively courts status. You proved that by
asking the Malkavians to give you status for your minor role in the closing
of the shroud. The status you should have received was cowardly for hiding
behind the actual leader of the ritual who I believe was Lord Byron. If you
don't want to be accused of being a status whore...don't ask people to give
you status. Most people have received status for assisting the city
unselfishly.
Another Demon bites the dust
by Ghost In the Machine
South Sacramento was the place to be on Saturday night. Almost 1/3 of
the city went demon hunting. Somehow, the powers of the East sectioned
off a portion of Stockton Blvd, sending a section of it to the
underworld. The intrepid kindred banded together to stop the evil
before it cane into being. Its hand rose out of a fiery river. Several
Brujah blasted with guns blazing, They cracked a finger nail. Michael,
(the Sesame Street Stalker) tried to finger wrestle it. Like the moron
he is, he was quickly knocked down. Dr. Collins brought a Monk into the
fray. Both the good doctor and Monk suffered painfully. Egad throw a
grenade, blasting off the beasts horn. A single Brujah almost became
lunch. He is now know as the holy Brujah. The final blow came when
Bryce, another Brujah and a Malkavian slapped talsimans on the creature.
It went up a smoke. Thankfully, no one died. However, it remains to be
seen if the danger is actually over.
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