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The Recoil Factor
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Evening Edition
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VOLUME VIII
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August 26th, 2000
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A New Prince
by Albia "Neo" Nate
Well we knew that Feather was on her way out. The question was, who was going to replace her? After a relatively brief Primogen meeting and a vote of five to one, with one abstension, Dora Sinclair, the new Brujah Primogen, made the announcement to the city, "All hail the New Prince, Recoil". Turk "Recoil" Sinclair is now the second Sinclair to become Prince of Sacramento, the first being his sire, and current Archon James Sinclair. Dora was the first to break the news to her older brother. Quickly Recoil began the process of naming his new counsel. Jonathon was named Seneschal. Michael of Clan Nosferatu was named Sheriff. Angelo of Clan Toreador was named Keeper, and Sarah Rose and Tyler Duran will be the Harpies of the city. Several of the Primogen were impressed with Recoil's staff. One Primogen was noted as saying that "...this is a good change for the city, Recoil will have his hands full, cleaning up Feather's mess...but I am confident in his ability..."
Rev-alations
by Dr. Feelgood
The designer chemical, "Rev", manufactured by Fomori, has been found to
facilitate the possession of new hosts. In that it provided no immediate
or long-term benefit to Kindred users, the drug was declared a menace to
business as usual and an affront to Kindred Influence over the mortal
sphere. In a rare assemblage, Kindred of Sacramento banded together to put
an end to the
chemical. Crawling through the sewers to the manufacturing
plant, several were burnt by rigged acetylene torches, but pushed forward
to confront a small hoard of Formori armed with Chinese assault riffles and
a detachment of mindless, tumor-infested drones. Ozzy, in a dramatic
return to the city, caught the scent of the supervisor, and followed it
topside. Meanwhile Feather, who was useless in battle, was quick to grab
the monster’s defunct computer tower, and is now hard at work uncovering
lines of distribution.
Congratulations
by Angelo De La Torre
Congratulations Recoil on achieving the Princedom. At the next court I hope you will accept these books as a modest gift to you during this, your hour of fame and glory. They are: The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, On War (Vom Kriege) by Carl von Clausewitz, Moltke on the Art of War, The Military Maxims of Napoleon, Dealing with Difficult People, The Magic of Conflict by Thomas Crum, The Dance of Anger by Harriet Lerner and, last but not least, two government pamphlets: Controlling High Blood Pressure and Heart Attack Warning Signs.
Alea jacta est (The die is cast).
Your humble servant and Keeper of the Elysium.
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As a former seven time Sheriff, can Recoil bring the Sabbat to their knees? Can he save us from the Infernalists? Guess it's kinda like asking how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know, but Sacramento will.
Sesame Street Stalker
by Mr. Tinkertrain
A child is in the hospital and a man is on the run tonight after an
altercation in a “K” Street Mall bathroom. In a sworn statement a
passerby, name undisclosed, told the Special Victims Unit that he heard a
boy scream out, “Help! Help! This isn’t my daddy!” Running in, he found
the boy seconds later, shirt torn off, genitalia exposed, and beaten within
an inch of his life. The deviant got away after flinging the limp body at
the citizen hero. The boy confirmed the story from intensive care. A
warrant is out for the arrest of a man resembling Michael of Clan
Nosferatu.
Demon Hunter Akira
by Tyler D. Harpy
It wasn’t a dark and stormy night. A demon that found
residency in Sacramento, which now starting to
resemble Hell, decided to kidnap Iron Hand {he needed
a bitch} and a Fae friend of Dot {he was not a smart
demon}. Well Dot was not going stand for her friend to
be kidnapped. In a frenzy flurry of competence she had
her posse`. Riding in her vehicle was Dot of Malkav,
Shredder of Gangrel, Dr. Collins of Malkav, and Harvey
the White Rabbit. In the Galt Taxi {only taxicab in
Galt} was Tyler of Malkav, Crimson Chaos of Malkav,
Alexis of Ventrue, and William {I like that name} of
Ventrue. The two cars gave chase while listening to
Britney Spears' new release. The demon drove a black
sedan but crashed it. Then the idiot remembered he
could fly. The chase went out of Sacramento unto a
dirt road. The posse` found the entrance to the
demon’s den. There was no hesitation. All went into
this mini Hell and confronted the demon. There was no
time wasted. Demon Hunter Akira lay the smack down
with celerity inspired speed. The demon tried to use
his bitch as a shield but Shredder pried Iron Hand
{got to wonder where he got that name?} from the grip
of final death as the Sac harpy lead the ass whuppin’.
Demon became goo. Moral of this story is we may be
malkavian but we can whip your ass with rubber
chickens {and don’t forget the peach preserves}.
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